Interstellar Safeguard

WELCOME, To the Interstellar Safeguard. A Program assigned with the task of rescuing our species from the impending doom that hails us all. We are no heroes but simply doing our part to make an impact on our race’s future. Oh wait, I haven’t explained anything allow me to elaborate. You listening right now, You recognize the giant ball of plasma, releasing nuclear fuel up in the sky during the day but appears to hide during night, well not literally it's just behind by a massive rock that likes to glow at night but is only glowing because of how bright that aforementioned ball of plasma is. Well that gas releasing behemoth is a star ones we all enjoy you idolizing, A celestial star and it's going to kill you. Oh that got morbid quick, Man I can get dark quickly and that's not even completely true. I guess not you specifically but if you intend on having kids in the next 5 billion years this might be something they’d have to deal with. Okay I lost you, don’t get detached there’s not much you have to do there’s a plan. But I still haven’t explained the problem so now back to that. This planet you have become so well acquainted with it's not safe. I mean its the safest thing we have now but when that big oal ball of gas decides to put on an extra couple of pounds and expand so big that it eats this entire planet whole and then shrinks forming a stellar nebula, It won’t be. Yep More Stars, Scary right. I mean could’ve been worse, at least we don’t have to deal with the sun deciding to just grow engulfing planets and then burst into a massive explosion deleting a majority of the solar system in a final massive swoop creating a black hole that is basically a paper shredder for everything and not just paper. So more just like a shredder. Now to the plan, activate the cool music. *music starts* If you donate just a little bit like 10 dollars and forget about it, I have a lot of faith that every generation we could get a sizable portion of people with disposable incomes to spill the same amount sustaining a small science initiative that will grow over time as the danger becomes more prominent. Right now we are relatively clueless. I’m not going to lie to you. So all money you’d be sending us now would go into research, We have to figure this stuff out to really do anything, and I guess also making more memos like these. We need the people of the present and the future to know about all this stuff. I have also been hearing a surprising amount of people still trying to argue a flat earth or geocentric model of the universe. All very alarming especially when they discount all possibility of Climate Change. Buut nothing a good well written positively scripted challenging and engaging Video game can’t fix right? And I guess also better tools, our current equipment is pretty shabby. Now 4.5 billion years seems like a lot of time for you but for our entire conglomerate it isn’t much time. We need immediate action or we will be hard pressed for time. Tons of innocent people will perish if not for the step we make today. And honestly that's not something I can deal with on my conscious. I have a special way of thinking about it. Here if you feel disconnected from my entire cause here just take a second to hear me out, close your eyes, trust me Imagine roughly 7 billion people just incinerating because their government was a small measly 10 dollar short to actually make anything come of their existence. Got the picture, you’re welcome, You’re descendants will thank me for it. This has been you’re regularly scheduled program sponsored by some of your national and local governments and pushed by the yes you guessed it, The Interstellar Safeguard. Whatever decision you make you are greatly appreciated, Now Let’s Band Together and Beat This Together!